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Old 10-13-2006, 09:51 PM   #101
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Because you have sneeze attacks too !

Why do men watch the sci-fi chaannel all the time ?
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:11 PM   #102
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Because they are hoping for a glimpse of a naked female alien ?

Why is pork the other white meat?
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:24 PM   #103
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Because the chicken got there first.


Why do birds chirp and sing before I'm ready to wake up in the morning??
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:09 PM   #104
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Because they are natures alarm clocks, cock a doodle doooooo!


Why must the weekend be so short?
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:21 PM   #105
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Because you wait all week to get to the weekend and it knows you do so to get back at you it goes by fast so you have to start the boring week over.


Why do you catch every red light and everything goes wrong when you are in a hurry?
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:11 PM   #106
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Because Murphy's Law not only exists, it's a constitution...

Why do the dogs not want to go pee when I get up at 6 am, and then wake me up an hour later to go outside??? And while I'm on that, why do they hate getting wet in the rain but not the snow and slush???

sorry, been a doggy day...
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Old 10-14-2006, 08:54 PM   #107
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Trip sounds like you have a lab. If you do... it's a lab thing !

Why does Cleveland have 3 seasons that has all winter weather ?
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:10 PM   #108
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because it is some sort of meterological paradox?!


Why must I still be awake after such a long day?
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:12 PM   #109
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Because we're here, silly!

Why do jujubes always stick your back teeth together?
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cuz, your front teeth are toooo skinny.

why are delivery people always LATE?
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