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Old 10-14-2006, 09:14 PM   #111
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LOL! Because they are made to go where toothbrushes can't quite go.


Why is it that fresh white bread does EXACTLY the same thing?


EDIT: Late on that

Drivers are always late because they are always lost!


My question still stands,right?
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:16 PM   #112
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sure does!


um...cuz it's good and soft and yummy and your mouth wants to taste it for a longer time.


Why don't they call for directions then???
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:20 PM   #113
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Men don't ask for directions...I goes against our biological makeup.


Why are hot dogs soo much better then bologna, though they are the same?
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:21 PM   #114
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cause you don't put ketchup and mustard and relish and onions and a bun on baloney. It only gets wonder bread and mayo.

why does my mom keep instant messaging me????
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:23 PM   #115
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Because, if it's not one thing, it's your mother!


Why can't i go to sleep!?
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:25 PM   #116
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cause we're keeping you up

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Old 10-15-2006, 03:09 PM   #117
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Because all cats are the same. When they get near a keyboard they have an instinctive need to apefdsioughjna[pzofa;om.

Why can't a cat ignore an empty cardboard box?
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Old 10-15-2006, 04:01 PM   #118
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Because he must see for himself if it is truly empty



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Old 10-15-2006, 04:13 PM   #119
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No, I would not. But if I were a cat who went into an empty box I would soon realize that the box was no longer empty because it would contain me.

Why don't cats appreciate the Zen of this contradiction?
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Old 10-15-2006, 06:01 PM   #120
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I think maybe Buck its because there just aren't to many "CATS" that are enlightened anymore !


Why do we have two ears and only one mouth but our shoe size is on the way up and our IQ's are on the way down ?


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