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Old 10-04-2006, 10:09 PM   #11
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Sush - do we have a question here or should I make one up?
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:20 PM   #12
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I revert to the "WHy Do........." question.
Dont start asking a ton of questions unless the past questions are answered.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:27 PM   #13
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I turn my question over to someone else - sorry, I have to go to bed and I don't think my questions are that thrillling! lol
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Old 10-05-2006, 01:05 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by Half Baked
Because you enjoy simple pleasures and have an easy laugh.

It's similar to 'How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground".


Its a trick question Half Baked everyone knows groundhogs have no grinders so the answer here is "0"

Why do you catch a wild bird ?
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Old 10-05-2006, 01:39 AM   #15
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You catch a wild bird so that he can help the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:39 AM   #16
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Why do ... the rules of this game seem a little less than crystal clear?
Because you need glasses?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:04 AM   #17
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For two reasons....first, to prevent their hair from blowing into their eyes as they fly at top speed into a target...and second, to prevent the target for entering their brains at top speed.


Why, after juding the two lanes to be equal, do I find myself in the slowest moving check out line at the supermarket?
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Old 10-05-2006, 07:11 AM   #18
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because it happens to all the rest of us shopping.

Why do people feel they have to be on the phone 24/7
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:27 AM   #19
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because it's impossible to be on it 25/8


Why do appliances break the week after their warranty expires?
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:46 PM   #20
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It's not that they broke, they are simply on vacation.


Why is it, when I eat a poppy bagel alone, I never get a poppy seed stuck...but when I eat one in the presence of company, I get a poppy seed stuck in my teeth...visible to anyone I speak to?
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