The "Why Do" Game!

[Buck]

Because when you're alone there's no one to tell you about the seed. Go look in a mirror, silly girl!

Why do ducks fly upside down even when they know they're going to quack up?

Buck

 

[mudbug]

Because of the Spinach Rule, Vera (same thing happens- anotidote: don't smile).

Why does anyone care what happens to Paris Hilton?

 

[Buck]

Ha, Ha! Beat you to the punch, Muddie! You gotta answer MY question now!

Buck

 

[mudbug]

Arrrgggh, Buck. I refuse to comply on the grounds that bad puns deserve no answer.

OK, I'll comply.

Because any animal who can imprint on a human at birth has no sense of direction.

Now, back to Paris................

 

[pdswife]

Why does anyone care about Paris Hilton???? Because she can make us all feel like we are BETTER people.

Why do I sweep the floor only to have someone with dirty feet walk in the door?

 

[amber]

Why does anyone care about Paris Hilton???? Because she can make us all feel like we are BETTER people.

Why do I sweep the floor only to have someone with dirty feet walk in the door?

Because you didnt put up "take your shoes off sign"

Why did I rake leaves today, when I know dam well there will be plenty more tomorrow?

Pardon me, it was suppose to be "why do I rake leaves, not why did. I have this problem with past and present tense! lol

 

[pdswife]

Because you know it's good exercise and you want to be GOOD to YOU!

Why do big strong men become such babies when they have a little cold?

 

[middie]

To overcompensate for their strength.

Why do I have to go to work at 7:00 AGAIN tomorrow ?

 

[pdswife]

Because you want to be home when your son comes home from school??


Why
do I get so many headaches?

 

[middie]

Because life IS a headache.

Why do I keep getting that stupid "Page can not be displayed"
message ?

 

[pdswife]

Because DC has been naughty all day long!!! BAD DC!!!


Why am I always waiting for Paul when it's us girls that are suppose to
take forever to get ready?

 

[middie]

He's in touch with his feminine side.

Why am I craving ice cream ?

 

[jkath]

Because you are out of pickles.

Why do we call the orange citrus "oranges", but the yellows don't get called "yellows"?

 

[Katie H]

Beause the saying "When life gives you yellows, make yellowade" doesn't make any sense!

Why does it always fall butter side down?

 

[pdswife]

So the dog has something to lick up.


Why does coffee taste better
in the morning
than it does at night time?

 

[jkath]

Because you're not awake in the morning yet!

Why do children suddenly need to go to the bathroom when you're stuck in traffic?

 

[grumblebee]

Why do children suddenly need to go to the bathroom when you're stuck in traffic?

Because a child's bladder only kicks in when it's inconvenient for the adult/caregiver. (eg: stuck in traffic, after they've dressed in their snowsuit, after you just left a diner on a roadtrip and they said they didnt have to go... etc.) It's to keep us on our toes!

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Why do cats always crawl all over the people who don't like cats when you have company over and ignore those who do like them?

 

[luvs]

cause they are felines.
why are my felines staring at us as we kinda slumber?

 

[jkath]

Because they can, and because they own you, you don't own them.

Why do telemarketers misprounounce names, even if they're easy?

 

[middie]

To tick off the person they're calling that much more.

Why is my back so darn itchy ?