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Old 10-05-2006, 05:51 PM   #21
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Because when you're alone there's no one to tell you about the seed. Go look in a mirror, silly girl!

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Old 10-05-2006, 05:52 PM   #22
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Because of the Spinach Rule, Vera (same thing happens- anotidote: don't smile).

Why does anyone care what happens to Paris Hilton?
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:56 PM   #23
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Ha, Ha! Beat you to the punch, Muddie! You gotta answer MY question now!

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Old 10-05-2006, 06:03 PM   #24
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Arrrgggh, Buck. I refuse to comply on the grounds that bad puns deserve no answer.

OK, I'll comply.

Because any animal who can imprint on a human at birth has no sense of direction.

Now, back to Paris................
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:06 PM   #25
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Why does anyone care about Paris Hilton???? Because she can make us all feel like we are BETTER people.

Why do I sweep the floor only to have someone with dirty feet walk in the door?
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Old 10-05-2006, 07:31 PM   #26
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Why does anyone care about Paris Hilton???? Because she can make us all feel like we are BETTER people.

Why do I sweep the floor only to have someone with dirty feet walk in the door?
Because you didnt put up "take your shoes off sign"

Why did I rake leaves today, when I know dam well there will be plenty more tomorrow?

Pardon me, it was suppose to be "why do I rake leaves, not why did. I have this problem with past and present tense! lol
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:57 PM   #27
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Because you know it's good exercise and you want to be GOOD to YOU!

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To overcompensate for their strength.

Why do I have to go to work at 7:00 AGAIN tomorrow ?
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Because you want to be home when your son comes home from school??


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Because life IS a headache.

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