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Old 10-05-2006, 09:57 PM   #31
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Why am I always waiting for Paul when it's us girls that are suppose to
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:00 PM   #32
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:42 PM   #33
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Because you are out of pickles.

Why do we call the orange citrus "oranges", but the yellows don't get called "yellows"?
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:05 AM   #34
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Beause the saying "When life gives you yellows, make yellowade" doesn't make any sense!

Why does it always fall butter side down?
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Old 10-06-2006, 02:08 AM   #35
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So the dog has something to lick up.


Why does coffee taste better
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than it does at night time?
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Old 10-06-2006, 02:39 AM   #36
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Because you're not awake in the morning yet!

Why do children suddenly need to go to the bathroom when you're stuck in traffic?
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:02 AM   #37
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Why do children suddenly need to go to the bathroom when you're stuck in traffic?
Because a child's bladder only kicks in when it's inconvenient for the adult/caregiver. (eg: stuck in traffic, after they've dressed in their snowsuit, after you just left a diner on a roadtrip and they said they didnt have to go... etc.) It's to keep us on our toes!

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Why do cats always crawl all over the people who don't like cats when you have company over and ignore those who do like them?
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:47 AM   #38
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cause they are felines.
why are my felines staring at us as we kinda slumber?
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:46 PM   #39
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Because they can, and because they own you, you don't own them.

Why do telemarketers misprounounce names, even if they're easy?
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To tick off the person they're calling that much more.

Why is my back so darn itchy ?
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