Originally Posted by jkath
Why do children suddenly need to go to the bathroom when you're stuck in traffic?
Because a child's bladder only kicks in when it's inconvenient for the adult/caregiver. (eg: stuck in traffic, after they've dressed in their snowsuit, after you just left a diner on a roadtrip and they said they didnt have to go... etc.) It's to keep us on our toes!
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Why do cats always crawl all over the people who don't like cats when you have company over and ignore those who do like them?