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Old 10-06-2006, 12:55 PM   #41
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must be the itching powder I left in your sleeping bag (reverting to an old episode of the Brady Bunch)

Why do clouds rain the day after you go to the car wash?
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Old 10-06-2006, 12:57 PM   #42
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Really ? It rains the very same day you wash your car here. If it's not the rain it's the birds. And it's cause of the simple fact that you washed your car.

Why is it no matter what color bubble bath you buy the bubbles are still always white ?
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:08 PM   #43
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Because the bath fairy is allergic to color dyes.

Why do dryers eat socks?
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:26 PM   #44
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To feed the lint monsters.

Why does food insist on getting stuck between teeth ?
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:29 PM   #45
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Would YOU want to be thrown into a pit of acid? Its just trying to hang on as long as possible.

Why do leaves fall off trees?
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:01 PM   #46
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Depression.

WHy Does the rich get richer and the poor get poorer?
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:08 PM   #47
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for the same reason that the weak get weaker and the strong get stronger.
( wanted to give you karma for the dpression answer..but I have to spread some around first)


Why do my chickens insist on pooping on the deck instead of the the grass???
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Because they are still living in WW2 and think its called the Poop Deck.


Why does Superman have a cape?
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:19 PM   #49
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To prevent people from looking at his butt.

Why does The IRS spell Theirs ???
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:38 PM   #50
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Because they can't spell the real words.

Why do babies put their toy down and play with the box instead?
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