tomchef
Assistant Cook
the rocky mountains
why do birds come back after they've flown south for the winter
why do birds come back after they've flown south for the winter
The "Why Do" Game!
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If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
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Buck
DC's Angel
Because the wife bird thought she left the iron on. (Katie E's answer)
Why should Rhett Butler give a ****?
Why should Rhett Butler give a ****?
RMS
Sous Chef
pds If you have children you already know the answer to that one.
PS: I too have the same problem.
Why can't I come up with a good question?
PS: I too have the same problem.
Why can't I come up with a good question?
crewsk
Master Chef
Because it doesn't want to give us time to catch up with it.
Why do you forget things only to remember them when it's too late?
Why do you forget things only to remember them when it's too late?
Buck
DC's Angel
I used to know but I forgot.
Why do we always find something in the last place we look for it?
Why do we always find something in the last place we look for it?
mudbug
Chef Extraordinaire
Because that is what happened to Eric Clapton when he didn't return my phone calls and I went ahead and married HH instead. Now Eric's really singing the blues.
Why do all the things that are good for you taste bad or are boring?
Why do all the things that are good for you taste bad or are boring?
middie
Chef Extraordinaire
Cause it's being watched.
Why is my dog so darn pacy ?
Why is my dog so darn pacy ?
VeraBlue
Executive Chef
Because he hasn't sprouted wings yet.
Why do shoes always fit better in the shoe store....and then cut off all circulation to the entire toe family when you wear them for the first time?
Why do shoes always fit better in the shoe store....and then cut off all circulation to the entire toe family when you wear them for the first time?
middie
Chef Extraordinaire
That's how they trick you into buying them.
Why does summer have to end ???????
Why does summer have to end ???????
VeraBlue
Executive Chef
Because Persephone was promised to Hades for 3 months out of every year.
Why do people believe that if the dishwasher couldn't get something stuck on off the first time around, it will work the second?
Why do people believe that if the dishwasher couldn't get something stuck on off the first time around, it will work the second?
kitchenelf
Chef Extraordinaire
Take it out of the dishwasher - - - ahhhhhhh Simon didn't say - Simon says put it IN the dishwasher - 'cause Simon said, that's why 
Why does one get sleepy around 6:30 PM then get's all bright-eyed around - um - 11:51 PM?
Why does one get sleepy around 6:30 PM then get's all bright-eyed around - um - 11:51 PM?
jessicacarr
Senior Cook
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kitchenelf said:
because 6:30 ate 11:51 !
Why does the motivation to exercise go away once it comes time to get up off my bootay and do it?
OP
OP
-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Because youre fighting not to goto work the next day.
Why do monks wear robes?
Buck
DC's Angel
Because they wouldn't look very reverent in a tutu.
Why can't I stretch like my cat? It looks so satisfying.
Why can't I stretch like my cat? It looks so satisfying.
OP
OP
-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
It takes them awhile to put in their contacts. YOU try and do it with only wings!
Why does Paula Abdul seem intoxicated on American Idol?
Why does Paula Abdul seem intoxicated on American Idol?
