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Old 10-06-2006, 10:25 PM   #51
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Cuz the toys weren't on their wish list. (I soooo wanted to answer differently...dang those PG rules!)

Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime you are near?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:29 PM   #52
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cuz, I always have a bag of bird seed.


Why do clowns scare so many people?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:34 PM   #53
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Because it's like looking in a mirror.

Why do wolves bay at the moon?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:37 PM   #54
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Because they can't sing "By the light of the silvery moon"


why do dogs want to come in when they are OUT but want
to go out as soon as they come in?
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:53 PM   #55
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Because, dog gone it, they can't make up their minds.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:11 PM   #56
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See above question about dogs and you have your answer.


Why do dogs have owners and cats have staff?
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:42 PM   #57
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Because it's impossible to "own" a cat. We are owned by the cats. The only way to live with this reality is to surrender to it and find bliss in being "owned."

Why is the sky blue?
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:32 AM   #58
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Cuz God said so.



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Old 10-07-2006, 12:48 AM   #59
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so you can identify the business end in the dark.

why does your voice sound different when you hear a recording of yourself?
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because you hear it from a distance, and with some echo....?


Why did they decide to pickle the cucumber... and then the onion?
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