middie
Chef Extraordinaire
Because you have sneeze attacks too !
Why do men watch the sci-fi chaannel all the time ?
Why do men watch the sci-fi chaannel all the time ?
The "Why Do" Game!
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Because they are natures alarm clocks, cock a doodle doooooo!
Why must the weekend be so short?
Why must the weekend be so short?
JCook
Senior Cook
Because you wait all week to get to the weekend and it knows you do so to get back at you it goes by fast so you have to start the boring week over.
Why do you catch every red light and everything goes wrong when you are in a hurry?
Why do you catch every red light and everything goes wrong when you are in a hurry?
Trip
Senior Cook
Because Murphy's Law not only exists, it's a constitution...
Why do the dogs not want to go pee when I get up at 6 am, and then wake me up an hour later to go outside??? And while I'm on that, why do they hate getting wet in the rain but not the snow and slush???
sorry, been a doggy day...
Why do the dogs not want to go pee when I get up at 6 am, and then wake me up an hour later to go outside??? And while I'm on that, why do they hate getting wet in the rain but not the snow and slush???
sorry, been a doggy day...
middie
Chef Extraordinaire
Trip sounds like you have a lab. If you do... it's a lab thing !
Why does Cleveland have 3 seasons that has all winter weather ?
Why does Cleveland have 3 seasons that has all winter weather ?
because it is some sort of meterological paradox?!
Why must I still be awake after such a long day?
Why must I still be awake after such a long day?
jkath
Hospitality Queen
Because we're here, silly!
Why do jujubes always stick your back teeth together?
Why do jujubes always stick your back teeth together?
LOL! Because they are made to go where toothbrushes can't quite go.
Why is it that fresh white bread does EXACTLY the same thing?
EDIT: Late on that
Drivers are always late because they are always lost!
My question still stands,right?
Why is it that fresh white bread does EXACTLY the same thing?
EDIT: Late on that
Drivers are always late because they are always lost!
My question still stands,right?
Men don't ask for directions...I goes against our biological makeup.
Why are hot dogs soo much better then bologna, though they are the same?
Why are hot dogs soo much better then bologna, though they are the same?
jkath
Hospitality Queen
cause you don't put ketchup and mustard and relish and onions and a bun on baloney. It only gets wonder bread and mayo.
why does my mom keep instant messaging me????
why does my mom keep instant messaging me????
Because, if it's not one thing, it's your mother!
Why can't i go to sleep!?
Why can't i go to sleep!?
jkath
Hospitality Queen
cause we're keeping you up
Why does my cat like to sit on the keyboard?
Why does my cat like to sit on the keyboard?
Buck
DC's Angel
Because all cats are the same. When they get near a keyboard they have an instinctive need to apefdsioughjna[pzofa;om.
Why can't a cat ignore an empty cardboard box?
Why can't a cat ignore an empty cardboard box?
Maidrite
Contest Winner
Because he must see for himself if it is truly empty
Would you believe you, If you were Him ??????
Would you believe you, If you were Him ??????
Buck
DC's Angel
No, I would not. But if I were a cat who went into an empty box I would soon realize that the box was no longer empty because it would contain me.
Why don't cats appreciate the Zen of this contradiction?
Why don't cats appreciate the Zen of this contradiction?
Maidrite
Contest Winner
I think maybe Buck its because there just aren't to many "CATS"
that are enlightened anymore 
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Why do we have two ears and only one mouth but our shoe size is on the way up and our IQ's are on the way down ?
!Why do we have two ears and only one mouth but our shoe size is on the way up and our IQ's are on the way down ?
