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Old 10-08-2006, 07:18 PM   #81
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why do birds come back after they've flown south for the winter
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Old 10-08-2006, 07:41 PM   #82
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Because the wife bird thought she left the iron on. (Katie E's answer)

Why should Rhett Butler give a ****?
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If we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
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Old 10-08-2006, 09:40 PM   #83
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Because if he doesn't...who will?


Why do I always have toooo much change in my purse until I
need some...and then I don't have any??
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:45 PM   #84
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pds If you have children you already know the answer to that one.
PS: I too have the same problem.

Why can't I come up with a good question?
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Old 10-09-2006, 12:47 PM   #85
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Because it's tooooo early in the morning and you haven't had three cups
of good strong coffee ( I'm going to starbucks!!)


Why does life go by quicker as you get older?
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Old 10-09-2006, 05:06 PM   #86
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Because it doesn't want to give us time to catch up with it.


Why do you forget things only to remember them when it's too late?
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Old 10-09-2006, 05:10 PM   #87
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I used to know but I forgot.

Why do we always find something in the last place we look for it?
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Old 10-09-2006, 05:10 PM   #88
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Because that is what happened to Eric Clapton when he didn't return my phone calls and I went ahead and married HH instead. Now Eric's really singing the blues.

Why do all the things that are good for you taste bad or are boring?
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Old 10-09-2006, 06:56 PM   #89
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Because LIFE AINT FAIR!


Why doesn't a watched pot boil?
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Cause it's being watched.

Why is my dog so darn pacy ?
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