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> REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
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> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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> FREE PUPPIES:
> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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> FREE PUPPIES...
> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
> Better be a reward.
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> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> NORDIC TRACK
> $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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> GEORGIA PEACHES
> California grown - 89 cents lb.
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> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
> WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
> Call Stephanie.
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> AND THE BEST ONE :
> FOR SALE BY OWNER:
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
> Excellent condition
> $1,000 or best offer
> No longer needed, got married last month.
> Wife knows everything.
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> _________________________________________________________________
 
Thanks for the laugh, Marge. Loved the part about the wedding dress. I did that the first time. Didn't the second time. Still have the dress I married Buck in many moons ago.

Best wishes.

Lots of love to you.
 
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