Things I've learned:
Don't wash that new red sweatshirt with all your husband's white t-shirts.
Don't try to re-arrange sleeping babies who 'look' like they are in an uncomfortable position.
Eat breakfast. It's a long time until lunch.
You can scratch that itch, but be prepared for the consequences.
Wherever you go in life, there you are.
Kool Aid - Think before you drink.