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Sept 19
International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy, me shipmates!
Heave to and have a mug o' grog.
Leave off the plunderin' fer a spell and regale me about yer notions fer celebratin' this here fine day.
 
Sept 19
International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy, me shipmates!
Heave to and have a mug o' grog.
Leave off the plunderin' fer a spell and regale me about yer notions fer celebratin' this here fine day.
Well, shiver me timbers! Altogether now http://www.talklikeapirate.com/songs1.html

Please, sir, Cap'n, sir, may I be excused from climbing the rigging?

(Evil grin) Shall we make a list of those we nominate for walking the plank?

-The policemen and Council officials in Rotherham who turned a blind eye to reports of hundreds of children in care being abused by local "groomers".(Creative and Katy Cooks will know what this is all about)

-Gordon Ramsay who is foul-mouthed even by pirate standards and anyway I just don't like him (I'm a pirate for a day, I'm allowed to be vicious and irrational for 24 hours)
 
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Arrr matey. Ye'll be climbin yonder riggin or ye'll kiss the gunners daughter and loose yer share o booty.

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I hear its cheap bucky, a buck an ear. Yar! It's talk like a pirate day not bad joke day!

Avast me hearties, coffee ho!
 
Whoa! Wish we had a Krispy Kreme here, I'd be a shoo in with my gimpy foot and my squinty eye (stupid allergies) today. All I'd need is a sash with a saber and to borrow my kid's pirate hat.
 
LOL! My daughter sneaked into her unsuspecting hubby's Facebook settings and changed his language to Piratespeak. :mrgreen: :ROFLMAO:

Aye, she be the little wench and be walkin' the plank! :ohmy: :LOL:
 
Hear about the pirate that walked into a bar with a ships wheel coming out of his zipper? When asked about it, he replied "t'was driving me nuts all day".
 
Whoa! Wish we had a Krispy Kreme here, I'd be a shoo in with my gimpy foot and my squinty eye (stupid allergies) today. All I'd need is a sash with a saber and to borrow my kid's pirate hat.

arrrrr, if'n all yer gonna wear is a sash and a hat, all of the mateys will be havin' a special place to hold yer donuts fer ya...
 
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