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Old 12-09-2006, 11:26 PM   #1
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Top 30 things that you'll never hear a Southern boy say!

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:




30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.



29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.



28. Duct tape won't fix that.



27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.



26. We don't keep firearms in this house.



25. You can't feed that to the dog.



24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.



23. Wrestling is fake.



22. We're vegetarians.



21. Do you think my gut is too big?



20. I'll have grapefruit & grapes instead of biscuits & gravy.



19. Honey, we don't need another dog.



18. Who gives a **** who won the Civil War?



17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.



16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor



15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.



14. Trim the fat off that steak.



13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.



12. The tires on that truck are too big.



11. I've got it all on the C: drive.



10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.



9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.



8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.



7. Checkmate.



6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.



5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.



4. I don't have a favorite college team.



3. You Guys.



2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.





AND NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:





1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!


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Old 12-10-2006, 02:04 AM   #2
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Very true!

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Old 12-10-2006, 07:42 AM   #3
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How true!

Story about #17- We had my mom's family Christmas get together yesterday & we play bingo for presents. One of the things on the mens table was this huge 1 pound container of pork rinds!!
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:53 PM   #4
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Whats wrong with pork rinds? They are good with hot sauce!
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Whats wrong with pork rinds? They are good with hot sauce!
I would have to drown them in hot sauce before I could eat them!

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Old 12-10-2006, 08:13 PM   #6
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This is so true ...Paul was as sourthern as you could get.
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Old 12-10-2006, 08:43 PM   #7
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And that just explains why I'm Goodweed of the North! Please pass that bowl of pork rinds over this way, wouldja? Aand I could use another one of those potted meat sandwiches too.

Seeeeeya: Goodweed of the North
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Old 12-10-2006, 08:56 PM   #8
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PS...I was 14 1/2 when we met at the skating rink in San Diego Ca.
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When he was stationed in Fla. he had at least 10 Hound dogs at a time he used for hunting. ( only for food)

Loved biscuts and gravy

Firearms?? well now let me count..
etc. etc.
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lol. thinking of my distant relatives now.
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Quote:
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Whats wrong with pork rinds? They are good with hot sauce!
Not a thing Sush, I love them!

A note on #28- Duct tape & WD-40 are the only tools you need, if it moves & it's not supposed to, get the duct tape, if it doesn't move & is supposed to, WD-40 will fix it.

I could go on & on!!
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