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Old 01-13-2006, 04:10 PM   #1
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Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your
best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.


AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand
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1. OTHER WOMEN



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Old 01-13-2006, 04:21 PM   #2
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great list, TT! If I may add:

spending money to save money
navy blue is not always the same color
why the baby is crying
where the insurance papers are
where the towels are
how to write a check instead of charging it
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How to reload the toilet paper holder.
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Old 01-13-2006, 05:49 PM   #4
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How to put clothes IN the hamper not on the floor in front of it or alongside it...

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How to close cabinet doors after opening them~
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Need I say more!

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ROTF!!!!!! Good ONE Mish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Duct Tape!!!!!! (gotta remember this USE!!!!)
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ROTF!!!!!! Good ONE Mish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Duct Tape!!!!!! (gotta remember this USE!!!!)
AND KEEP IT DOWN!!!
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DH says that he's doing hust fine if he knows all of the basic 16 CSS colours (for earlier internet uses). So hence why he says our wedding colours were red and pink (crimson/burgundy and dusty rose)
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