TV show: My Strange Addiction
I get that people do weird things but the guy on the show who "is in love with his car" really?... seriously?... it shows him sliding up underneath the car doing lord knows what with it and giving it lots of kisses.
"Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute."
Jeff Smith, The Frugal Gourmet