Dove
DC Grandma
On the way to work this morning, I rear ended a
car
> stopped at a stop light. It was raining and
the
> roads were slick. The other driver got out of
the
> car and looked at his back bumper. He was a
dwarf.
> He walked up to my window and said, "I'm not
> happy"...
> I said "Well, which one are you then?"
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied:
"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings...
I had no Monet ... to buy Degas ... to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this to you!)
car
> stopped at a stop light. It was raining and
the
> roads were slick. The other driver got out of
the
> car and looked at his back bumper. He was a
dwarf.
> He walked up to my window and said, "I'm not
> happy"...
> I said "Well, which one are you then?"
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied:
"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings...
I had no Monet ... to buy Degas ... to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this to you!)