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Old 04-05-2009, 07:25 PM   #1
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Two Little Old Ladies



Two Little Old Ladies

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes
and, Completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) Through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. '

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Old 04-05-2009, 09:16 PM   #2
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roflmao
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Omg!!!roflmao!!!
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Old 04-05-2009, 09:30 PM   #4
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Marge.....I resemble that remark.
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:14 PM   #5
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heehee, that is just too, too funny
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Sorta hit home...except for the thin part
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Thanks Dove, you have no idea how much I needed a good laugh right now.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:56 PM   #8
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So glad i could help JoAnn
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