uh-oh's, oops, and social blunders.

[luvs]

what was your last one?
mine was just a few minutes ago. i was flipping my Brother the bird while he was out in the front driveway and my neighbor drove by just as my middle finger went up into the air and i was like, 'oh, my goodness, what if she thinks that was aimed towards her?!'
i booked right on over to her house and was like, 'oh, my goodness, i am sooooo sorry. i wasn't flipping YOU the bird. i was flipping my Brother the bird.'
they just laughed and said not to worry about it. i just smacked my palm against my forehead and was like, 'uh-oh. i did not just do that.'

 

[middie]

one day last week i was in the car waiting on a red light. i was on the phone with the idiot. he said something (can't remember) that ticked me off. so i yelled
"you're an a$$". stupid me happened to look over to the car next to me as i yelled it.
poor guy probably thought i was yelling at him lol.