Gee...No wonder the world thinks you aMericans is silly...You lot aint got no normal names like....
New Italy NSW
(gotta love this one) Lake Rowan VIC
Kanmantoo SA...maybe, depends.. with gelic eggmanering maybe!
Gin Gin NSW
....Gin Gin QLD for those that gin gin'ed one to many and slipped a state!
Dungay NSW...For those that gin gin everyday!
Dixie VIC...Just for visiting mericans
Alice NSW...Oops sorry that's my phone book!
Alice Springs NT...Oops sorry that's my black book!
Katherine NT...Oops that's my ex book!
Katherine Gorge NT...Yep, that's why it's in my ex book!
Lake Leake TAS...
No wonder dem Tassies have two heads...Day stick one in da lake to stop da leake...Dam!!
Toowwww funny must stop
EDIT: QLD = Queensland: NSW = New South Wales: NT = Northern Territory: SA = South Australia: WA = Western Australia: VIC = Victoria: TAS = some place south were peoples have two heads..or Tasmania...which ever you prefer!