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Old 01-13-2012, 03:03 PM   #1751
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Hey, it hurts like crazy! It's no laughing matter! I'm walking around like Lurch on the Adams family! (You rang?)
Still laughing everytime I think of it. You just keep adding fuel. Tears rolling down!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:04 PM   #1752
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Kinda hard on your feet, Timothy? You just got healed up from those nasty blisters. Take care of yourself.
Blisters? Me? You've lost me there.
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:05 PM   #1753
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Still laughing everytime I think of it. You just keep adding fuel. Tears rolling down!
Oh fine! Here I am walking around with a 30 pound watermelon hanging off my foot and you're finding humor in it...
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:10 PM   #1754
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Oh fine! Here I am walking around with a 30 pound watermelon hanging off my foot and you're finding humor in it...
You should see me at funerals!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:11 PM   #1755
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You should see me at funerals!
You are SOooooo bad!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:18 PM   #1756
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Oh fine! Here I am walking around with a 30 pound watermelon hanging off my foot and you're finding humor in it...
oh tim, your hilarious hyperbolic humor gifts us with laughter and much needed comic relief on a daily basis. you are a master at it, and we thank you!!!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:22 PM   #1757
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You are SOooooo bad!
True. I have been asked to leave church because I couldn't stop laughing.

And at funerals, you will not be praying for the soul of the dearly departed, but for more relative to die so you can have more fun and laughs.

Still laughing!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:39 PM   #1758
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Oh fine! Here I am walking around with a 30 pound watermelon hanging off my foot and you're finding humor in it...

i was prevented from "thanking" you for the above post. it seems that would have exceeded the "one thank you rule" per thread? with this new system, i wonder who's counting, and what does it matter? so tim, i will be sending off a thanks to you in the near future for some obscure thread where you make some lame comment, and only you and i will know that it's Really intended for the watermelon on the toe comment, okay?
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:43 PM   #1759
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i was prevented from "thanking" you for the above post. it seems that would have exceeded the "one thank you rule" per thread? with this new system, i wonder who's counting, and what does it matter? so tim, i will be sending off a thanks to you in the near future for some obscure thread where you make some lame comment, and only you and i will know that it's Really intended for the watermelon on the toe comment, okay?
Thanks Vitauta! Even with one foot ready for amputation, I can still laugh!
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:19 PM   #1760
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So, here I am in the pantry, moving a table. The table has a fairly large container on it and instead of moving the container, I try to move the table with the container still on it. Long story short; the container fell...and you guessed it, RIGHT ON MY BAD TOE!

I invented two new words. I can't share them with anyone here, but they were very descriptive of what I think of that table and it's ancestry.
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