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Old 01-13-2012, 05:05 PM   #1761
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So, here I am in the pantry, moving a table. The table has a fairly large container on it and instead of moving the container, I try to move the table with the container still on it. Long story short; the container fell...and you guessed it, RIGHT ON MY BAD TOE!

I invented two new words. I can't share them with anyone here, but they were very descriptive of what I think of that table and it's ancestry.
I will be nice. I won't laugh THIS time.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:37 PM   #1762
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So, here I am in the pantry, moving a table. The table has a fairly large container on it and instead of moving the container, I try to move the table with the container still on it. Long story short; the container fell...and you guessed it, RIGHT ON MY BAD TOE!

I invented two new words. I can't share them with anyone here, but they were very descriptive of what I think of that table and it's ancestry.
My mom makes up some of the most interesting compound curse words!
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:52 PM   #1763
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I will be nice. I won't laugh THIS time.
I HEARD that snicker!!
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:18 AM   #1764
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So, here I am in the pantry, moving a table. The table has a fairly large container on it and instead of moving the container, I try to move the table with the container still on it. Long story short; the container fell...and you guessed it, RIGHT ON MY BAD TOE!

I invented two new words. I can't share them with anyone here, but they were very descriptive of what I think of that table and it's ancestry.
Perhaps tomorrow you should just stay in bed or something. :)
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:23 AM   #1765
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Perhaps tomorrow you should just stay in bed or something. :)
I need a rubber suit that I can inflate on bad days...

Some days, the voices get so loud!
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Old 01-14-2012, 12:42 AM   #1766
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I need a rubber suit that I can inflate on bad days...

Some days, the voices get so loud!
I think I saw one of those on eBay from Japan...
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:56 AM   #1767
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I HEARD that snicker!!
Here it is two a.m. and I finally have stopped laughing so hard. Now it is down to a giggle.
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:57 AM   #1768
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I think I saw one of those on eBay from Japan...
He may need one from China.
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So, here I am in the pantry, moving a table. The table has a fairly large container on it and instead of moving the container, I try to move the table with the container still on it. Long story short; the container fell...and you guessed it, RIGHT ON MY BAD TOE!

I invented two new words. I can't share them with anyone here, but they were very descriptive of what I think of that table and it's ancestry.
When I met my husband he used to do "inventive" swearing, but now he falls back on the old tried-and-true. Guess he got tired of me laughing when he was seriously pissed.

My home repairs guy, when we give him a trying job (remember, 160 year old house, lots of trying jobs, nothing is of a standard size or fit), when we ask how it goes, he says, "I did it, but I had to use a lot of magic words."
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"magic words", i like that. either i'm not imaginative enough to come up with my own magic words, or the need is so instantaneous that only the tnt ones get there in time.... :)
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