Originally Posted by CWS4322
I get asked "why do you always ask where I'm going? Why do women do that? Your friend XXXXX kept asking me that while I was there refinishing her floors if I went outside to the truck..."
Send him on over here.
Him: Why do you always ask where I'm going? Why do women do that?
Me: Because men seem to wander aimlessly like their brains are disconnected and they can't focus on anything longer than 5 minutes. We just don't want you to get lost.
And what is with the eggs problem?
Me: The eggs will be done in one minute.
Trap: walks out to the garden!
Me: HELLO? Where are you going? The eggs are almost done.
Trap: I'll be right back.
20 minutes later, I'm done eating and his food is cold--and he doesn't care that it's cold or that he gets to eat alone!
Future conversations about eggs.
Me: Your cold eggs will be cold in about 21 minutes. Why don't you go out to the garden for a while.
Trap: where are my fried eggs and toast?
Me: Oh I put them in the fridge so they would be good and cold for you.