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Old 02-10-2007, 05:51 PM   #1
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Subject: Small Problem...

Dear Darling,Before you return from your overseas business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt , so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Shopping on Rodeo Drive where I just Maxed Out all Your Credit Cards, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into Your Car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.XXX



P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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Old 02-10-2007, 05:55 PM   #2
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Geez! Poor baby. Ya think he'll get the message?

And just before Valentine's Day. What a shame.

Good one, Maidrite!!
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:19 PM   #3
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Serves him right for cheating on his wife!! She did one heck of a job though...
Was this real??
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:23 PM   #4
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SOMEWHERE JUST MAYBE !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:28 PM   #6
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