What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
* *Drinking a large glass of Les Confitures a l'Ancienne with double cream topping loaded with French Cognac and a Cadbury’s Flake for dipping.
Who would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?
* * Salvador Dali, David Bowie, Amanda Lear, Michael Caine, Margaret Thatcher, Dita von Tesse, Celine Dion, Elton John and Lita Ford
Tell me two of your absolute favourite desserts.
* * Chocolate pudding, Christmas pudding and cream/brandy butter
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
* * Fostering a gifted, affectionate and a deeply caring 13 yo girl.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
* * Not particularly, though if it were not for the UK’s stiff drink-driving laws I’d be having another G&T by now.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
* * That I was feeling too sleepy to fill the dishwasher.