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Old 04-01-2011, 08:06 PM   #11
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We had a bat in the house once, and in the middle of the night, the cat somehow trapped it under a laundry basket???? lol
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:43 PM   #12
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alix, was ken in the living room doing his imitation of mick jagger again?

it might have been seen as a mating display...
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:44 AM   #13
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OMG. Buckytom why must you do that to me? The thought of Ken doing a Mick imitation is quite a sight. Whoo. I still have tears in my eyes.

And nope, Ken wasn't home yet, he missed the whole thing. It was danged freaky.

GB, the bird in the chimney was pretty funny. We had a fire lit (gotta warm up the chimney for Santa you know) and had the little doors open to let all the heat into the living room. I was rounding the girls up for bed when Madeleine said, "Mom, there's a bird in the fireplace." I rolled my eyes and figured she was just trying to avoid bedtime, after all, the fire was blazing away in there! I tried to shoo her off to bed, but she was adamant that there was a bird in the fireplace. So I went and looked. Lo and behold, a sparrow was down just to the left of the fire grate. How it managed not to fall into the flames is beyond me. I took the shovel tool and gently maneuvered it out of the danger zone. (I suspect it had been overcome with smoke inhalation and had fallen down the chimney)

Now this is where the fun began. The bird began to recover and realized it was in a house. It started to freak out and fly around. Did I mention we have cats? And a dog? So...the girls were dispatched to grab the cats and lock them up - FAST, and Ken grabbed the dog and tossed her outside. The bird meanwhile had disappeared. We found it under Madeleine's bed, it got shooed out of there by a cat (that was the bedroom we were heading for to lock them up...oops!) and flew out into the living room. Danged if we could find it then! We looked everywhere! Finally one of the girls realized it might be in the Christmas tree. LOL! Yep, cutest little ornament you ever did see. I opened the front door and Ken shooed it out. Merry Christmas little bird.

Weird things birdies.
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Old 04-02-2011, 12:52 AM   #14
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Alix, you reminded me of another bird story. I heard the cat making strange noises upstairs. Shreddy had a bird in his mouth and Sucha was watching him from the window sill. I promptly ran around the house looking for a way that the bird could have gotten in. No chimney, all the screens were whole and shut. We never did figure out how the bird got in the house. It happened a second time.

Of course, Shreddy was young and maybe he didn't know he wasn't supposed to bring anything back from wherever cats go when they go through the cat portal.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:25 AM   #15
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Old 04-02-2011, 11:03 PM   #16
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One year, my BGF took me to Miami for my birthday (rented me a cool convertible to drive, took me on the junket to the Bahamas--it was the best 5-day birthday I have ever had). Anyway, we'd eaten at a Cuban restaurant. When we went outside to catch a cab back to the hotel (I wasn't up to driving in Miami at night), there was a helicopter hovering over a building and "people" were sliding down ropes onto the roof of the building. The 'copter and the people were all in black--the 'copter had no lights on. The next morning, we learned that the building was the local culinary school. No idea what was going on--we thought it would be on the news/in the paper. It wasn't. And then we got on the cruise ship where we promptly found the champagne bar...
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:07 PM   #17
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Does 2 adult women (both married, 1 with children) catfighting in their work restroom count? I guess I didn't actually witness it, just the nasty black eye on the "loser" right after. I showed up to work after a particularly frustrating day with my toddler, relieved and ready to deal with adults, and find 2 of my coworkers in a serious meeting with my boss over the fist fight they'd just had.
The saddest part: the one who doesn't have kids, who admittedly threw the first punch, told me a few months back that she and her husband were trying to have a baby and now has a little paunch on her tiny frame, so I think she's pregnant. Now I know all to well that pregnancy hormones are strong, but I guess they make some women downright crazy! Thank goodness the other one had the restraint to just hit her in the eye once to take the fight out of her, put her in a restraining hold, and wait for help. Although since she obviously knows how to restrain someone, I wonder if the punch was really necessary, even if it wasn't the first thrown.
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Old 04-06-2011, 07:23 PM   #18
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Although since she obviously knows how to restrain someone, I wonder if the punch was really necessary, even if it wasn't the first thrown.
As someone with non abusive restraint training I can tell you definitively that it likely WAS necessary. You can have all the training in the world, but the reality is, sometimes you need to shock someone a bit before you can restrain them effectively.

That definitely counts on MY weird-o-meter.
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Old 04-06-2011, 07:31 PM   #19
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so true, alix. i remember from my lifeguarding days that when rescuing a person who is panicing, sometimes you have to go under (they usually are so freaked out about drowning they try to you as a ladder, but they won't follow you down) then cause a little pain to bring them back to reality by grabbing a handful of hair before you can swim them to safety.
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Good point!
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