I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."
He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>
Nothing changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
I LOVE My Computer
Live In It!
Weekly Cleaning List
turn keyboard over and shake out crumbs
wet finger and wipe smudges off monitor
arrange tubes in alphabetical order
clean up cookies and temporary files
do disc scan defrag
time to shake out the keyboard again
day to play on computer
you worked hard all week.