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Old 07-15-2013, 01:25 PM   #12061
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Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>

Nothing changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

I LOVE My Computer
Because My
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Live In It!


Weekly Cleaning List
Monday
turn keyboard over and shake out crumbs
Tuesday
wet finger and wipe smudges off monitor
Wednesday
arrange tubes in alphabetical order
Thursday
clean up cookies and temporary files
Friday
do disc scan defrag
Saturday
time to shake out the keyboard again
Sunday
day to play on computer
you worked hard all week.
Addie, this needs to go in Today's Funny!
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Old 07-15-2013, 01:53 PM   #12062
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Addie, this needs to go in Today's Funny!
Then send it on its way. Thank you!
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Old 07-15-2013, 01:57 PM   #12063
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I took one dog to the vet to have surgery this morning, so the other dog and I took a walk in the rain. Amazing how long he stays wet! Now I am going to meet a friend for lunch at Red Lobster. I hear they have some good salads, even though it is more of a soup day today with the rain and fog. It's only 56 degrees right now. I guess I should dry my hair soon.
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Old 07-15-2013, 03:18 PM   #12064
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I'm gonna pickle me some green beans! My beans have been wonderfully prolific this year, and I haven't made dilly beans for years.
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Old 07-15-2013, 03:54 PM   #12065
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LOL!

I did see that episode. Hilarious. Great show!
My youngest when he's kidding around talks intellectually straight faced just like Niles. Walks the walk to. All jittery. LOL! Makes me laugh so hard. I have to tell him to stop go to his room before he gives me a coronary.

Now they use my printable label maker. "Mine."
Relabeled. No it's NOT yours. Still the property of MOM!
The batteries have disappeared.
I told Shrek's kids not to start dividing things up too soon. I'm only a few years older than them. Unless Shrek says something specifically goes to one of them, it all belongs to me.
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Old 07-15-2013, 04:32 PM   #12066
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Originally Posted by Addie View Post
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>

Nothing changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

I LOVE My Computer
Because My
Friends
Live In It!


Weekly Cleaning List
Monday
turn keyboard over and shake out crumbs
Tuesday
wet finger and wipe smudges off monitor
Wednesday
arrange tubes in alphabetical order
Thursday
clean up cookies and temporary files
Friday
do disc scan defrag
Saturday
time to shake out the keyboard again
Sunday
day to play on computer
you worked hard all week.
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Old 07-15-2013, 04:33 PM   #12067
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I have just got up, enjoying a hot coffee, soon to have breakfast and then on the exercise bike
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:19 PM   #12068
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Relaxing.......haven't been home long from working at our car club's annual car show. We worked the food (who woulda thunk?). We grilled 400 cheeseburgers, smokies and hot dogs. We also grilled onions and had all the trimmings ready. We are pooped! But it was a beautiful day weather wise and we had fun!
Wow, what a busy day you had SB!
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:20 PM   #12069
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This morning I hit the shops!

Bought some new cotton socks, love new socks..also a couple of nice cotton hoodies, they were on sale, so got them at a bargain price

Also bought some more new hand towels and bath mats...all Sheridan, love that brand

Now home relaxing with a coffee
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Went to a going away party for one of the Therapists. I had a Virgin Caesar(bloody mary), Crab stuffed avocado salad and, once Happy Hour was over, a Tanquaray and Tonic with lime.
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