All ribbing of Addie aside, I have a "female funny" from my last hospital stay.
I had this young resident doctor looking after all the paperwork for the procedure to insert the drain in my liver. He asked a bunch of questions and got to the one about "what surgeries have you had". I listed them all from the most recent back and ended with my hysterectomy. He then went to one of the next questions: "Is there any chance you could be pregnant?"
I just kind of looked at him with a smile and he went beet red, apologizing. I said "no problem, I DO believe in miracles!
Hope this wasn't TMI for you men-folk out there!