Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Oh, Shrek wouldn't like, he would have to clean up after. Okay, no singing or dancing...but a few jokes couldn't hurt.
DEAL!
What are you doing?
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DEAL!
Don't make me spill my guts!!!
I should have a surgery date on Friday...I really hate the waiting.
Dawgluver
Chef Extraordinaire
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Don't make me spill my guts!!!
I should have a surgery date on Friday...I really hate the waiting.
Yes! So you get a date on Friday!
JoAnn L.
Master Chef
Boy, I hope not. When I was little, my brother took me to all the scary movies ( he couldn't go unless he took me along) and I sure hated the Zombie movies the most.
Boy, I hope not. When I was little, my brother took me to all the scary movies ( he couldn't go unless he took me along) and I sure hated the Zombie movies the most.
You can run faster than them. Just carry a hatchet for protection.
I think this will be very much fun! We can mess with PrincessFiona and she won't be able to get out of bed for to hunt us down!
I'll taunt her with bad jokes. For a start, what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
You either get peanut butter which never forgets or an elephant which sticks to the roof of your mouth.
This will be fun!
With love,
~Cat
I'll taunt her with bad jokes. For a start, what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
You either get peanut butter which never forgets or an elephant which sticks to the roof of your mouth.
This will be fun!
With love,
~Cat
Toffiffeezz
Senior Cook
Ooh ooh, I have some goodies along the same line,
Why did the tomato blush???
It saw the salad dressing
:crazy:
Ha! I like that!
Here's a good one:
A doctor took his car to a mechanic, for it was having problems. The mechanic looked at him, and said, "You know, we mechanics do the same thing you do, in fixing stuff."
The doctor replied, "Yes, you're right. But we do it with the engine running."
With love,
~Cat
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
Did you check for reindeer hoof prints? Santa may have come early to your house!
Rocket_J_Dawg
Sous Chef
I'm thinking Kim Mitchell may have discovered the next Toronto "Kid Band".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBot9ynQG44&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBot9ynQG44&
All right you two...save it for AFTER the surgery. V8 juice out my nose first thing In the morning...
Aunt Bea
Master Chef
Listening to this kid, amazing!
I can't wait to hear what he sounds like when he becomes himself!
16-Year-Old's Elvis Cover Will Have You All Shook Up
I can't wait to hear what he sounds like when he becomes himself!
16-Year-Old's Elvis Cover Will Have You All Shook Up
JoAnn L.
Master Chef
If it was him,he forgot to leave me anything and I have been a very good girl.
CarolPa
Executive Chef
Getting ready to give my hands a hot wax treatment. The arthritis this morning is just too much. They hurt so much I could barely hold my silverware to eat breakfast. Time to do something; anything. So I'm going to try the hot wax to see if that gives me any relief. Something's gotta give. I have things to do today.
(((Gentle hugs))) Katie. I hope the hot wax works. I hear it's good for the skin too.
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Heading out soon to do some shopping. My sister and BIL are coming for dinner Saturday and I have a 1.5 hour round trip drive to get to the groceries that cater to Armenians and their foods to pick up some stuff for dinner.
I'm making a dish from our childhood that we all love.
I'm making a dish from our childhood that we all love.
Armenian food! Yum. Whatcha making?
Katie, please let me know how the hot wax treatment goes. I am having problems with my hands too today.
Sending gentle hugs to you and hope for some relief soon.
Katie, please let me know how the hot wax treatment goes. I am having problems with my hands too today.
Sending gentle hugs to you and hope for some relief soon.
Yes, Laurie, the wax did help. In fact, I plan on doing it again tomorrow and in the days following. The continuous, penetrating warmth really seemed to help and it certainly felt good.
The wax device I have, melts the wax, then you dip your hands in (about 5 times) and place your hands into what amounts to a plastic bag and, then, into a quilted glove. Wait about 15 minutes before removing the glove, plastic bag and the wax.
