The thing is Addie, I like my hair long! If I wasn't such a fan of the thing I would have gotten a haircut just to test him and spite him. But I'm tall, still almost 5' 6" after old-age shrinkage (which was <an inch) and long hair looks better than short.What is it with men and long hair? Do they still think they can drag us off by our hair to their cave? I just figure, it is my hair, my job to take care of it, my decision to cut or not to cut. Besides I don't look good in long hair. I am too short.
But Himself HAD hair when we were first married.In Shrek's case it's because he doesn't have any hair...
Never drag a woman by the hair back to your cave. You don't want her to know where you live.
What is it with men and long hair? Do they still think they can drag us off by our hair to their cave?...
Never drag a woman by the hair back to your cave. You don't want her to know where you live.
But Himself HAD hair when we were first married.
As Himself got older he started to lose some hair. Since his Dad and his maternal Grandpa were both Folically Challenged I figured it was inevitable when I agreed to marry him. Just about the same time a study came out saying the cause of balding could be due to an increase in testosterone. Sometimes when my Mom would walk past him as he was sitting at the kitchen table she'd "pat" him on top his head and say "I swear you are getting more virile every time I see you".He loved her dearly, so she got away with it.
Right, Addie, THAT'S why we like long hair.
Fred, you have to blindfold them first. Either that or borrow a buddy's cave who is out of town for the weekend.
Never drag a woman by the hair back to your cave. You don't want her to know where you live.
Speaking as a woman with long hair I just have to say how utterly outraged I am by these comments!
Speaking as a woman with long hair I just have to say how utterly outraged I am by these comments!
Awww, let the boys have their fun...
Well that's too bad. You look quite drag-worthy in your avatar pic.
*note to self: Change avatar pic*
Shrek and I dated for almost a year before we knew where each other lived. We would just meet places and go our separate ways when the evening was deemed over. Turns out we lived in the same apartment building, across the hall from each other. Our work schedules were so disparate that we had never run into each other at home. He drove and I walked or rode a bike. Took us a month to fix that...
No way!!!
How did you guys meet? Did you see each other around the building, or maybe shopping nearby, but didn't realize you both lived in the same apartment building? That is really amazing. Let alone across the hall from one another.
No way!!!
How did you guys meet? Did you see each other around the building, or maybe shopping nearby, but didn't realize you both lived in the same apartment building? That is really amazing. Let alone across the hall from one another.
His bakery made our sub rolls for the sandwich shop I worked at. He and his boss would drop in most days for an after work beer and sandwich. Turns out Shrek was the jerk across the hall that played loud music, we ran into each other in the apartment building one day as he was leaving his apartment and I was hauling a load of clothes to the washroom. Took us 4 years to get married.
So you married the jerk across the hall! Aw! So romantic!
Does he still play the music too loud? Or have you got him "house trained" now?