I've collected quite a few; here are some of my favorites:
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher
To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no dancing, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- Cary Collett
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
- Rebecca West, 1913
The trick is to keep an open mind, without it being so open that your brain falls out.
- Camilla Cracchiolo
Good judgement comes from experience; and experience, well, that comes from bad judgement.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. ~ George Miller