Okay, I know I'm goofy, but I love the Taco Bell salsa packets that have the cute sayings on them. Kind of like fortune cookies! Here are the ones I have in my refrigerator (when we go through the drive-thru they always give us a lot), starting with one of my favorites:
Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing.
At night the sporks pick on me.
Can I drive?
I collect straws.
The feeling is mutual.
Will you marry my?
Ahhh... we meet again.
Scratch & Sniff: Gotcha!
Will you scratch my back?
Make a wish.
So, do you have any to add to the list? I only get "Fire," but somehow a "Hot" (the last on my list) snuck into the mix. I think Fire, Hot, and Mild all have different sayings.