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Old 11-17-2011, 06:37 PM   #21
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My favorite from someone else is Cool Hand Luke's "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

My favorite saying of my own is "The older I get, the harder it is to tolerate stupid!"
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:44 PM   #22
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Courtesy of Grumpy Old Men - "Wish in one hand, poop in the other. Which gets full faster?"
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:47 PM   #23
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...My favorite saying of my own is "The older I get, the harder it is to tolerate stupid!"
Amen to that!
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:58 PM   #24
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:12 PM   #25
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:19 PM   #26
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:33 PM   #27
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:09 PM   #28
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Borrowed from comedian Ron White "you can't fix stupid" !
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:11 PM   #29
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Borrowed from comedian Ron White "you can't fix stupid" !
"And there's your sign."
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