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Old 11-18-2011, 01:50 PM   #41
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When some youngster tries to tell me about life, I remember that I have clothing older than he or she is. It always makes me smile.

"I have clothes older than you!" is one of my go to sayings.
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:43 PM   #42
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"I have clothes older than you!" is one of my go to sayings.
Some day some smart aleck will say back to your face, "That's pretty obvious!"
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:48 PM   #43
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That's where the left hook comes in.
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:50 PM   #44
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Upside the head no doubt.
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:57 PM   #45
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Some day some smart aleck will say back to your face, "That's pretty obvious!"
At that point, I just consider the source. A smart-butt kid.
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:59 PM   #46
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They'd be right of course. I tend to wear things out before I toss them. I seldom have to get dressed in my "Sunday Go To Meeting Clothes" since I retired.
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:10 AM   #47
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"I have clothes older than you!" is one of my go to sayings.
I have a keychain older than a bunch of the kids I work with.
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Here is one isaw at craft show this morning: "I don't skinny dip...I chunky dunk!"
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1. Do you know whats wrong with people today? They just don't listen. Barbara's Dad

2. If you need a smile, take mine, I'll make a new one. ;)

3. You have all of your life to pay to much, Today is the day to pay to little. :)

4. "Nice guys finish last" This is as it should be, they hold the door open for everyone to enter.

5. It's ok to say "MERRY CHIRSTMAS"
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