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Old 10-08-2007, 05:01 PM   #31
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3" - 6"; Depends on whether you're a slasher or a stabber. If you slaughter your own protein an S&W, Sturm Ruger, etc. should qualify as a 'kitchen item' and keep you more than arms length from any mauraider.
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Old 10-08-2007, 05:08 PM   #32
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Clorox cleanup right in the eyes I did to myself by accident dont ask how and I can assure you it works greatThen hit with a skillet then hog tie with duct tape
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:31 PM   #33
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Well wow. I go offline for one day and come back to some serious silliness.

IMO, the best kitchen tool for self defense is the phone. Bar none. That and the dog waiting for mess at my feet.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:41 PM   #34
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Anything in my hands can become deadly! Seriously though, a cast iron skillet in one hand, and a knife with a good handle and a long sharp blade in the other.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:56 PM   #35
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Hey!Its almost halloween so go for it.
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:01 PM   #36
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Well wow. I go offline for one day and come back to some serious silliness.

IMO, the best kitchen tool for self defense is the phone. Bar none. That and the dog waiting for mess at my feet.
Right the phone is great.But what do you do when you are caught off guard in the kitchen,I say pick up the first thing you can get your hands on.
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:50 AM   #37
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Mine is my Smith & Wesson .357 on the pantry shelf and I won't hesitate to use it.

does anyone wonder if buck has ever complained about dinner?


if there's an intruder in my house, he's (or she. ya never know) is gonna get bull rushed and beaten to death with whatever is available.

dead people don't get a day in court.
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:18 AM   #38
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does anyone wonder if buck has ever complained about dinner?


if there's an intruder in my house, he's (or she. ya never know) is gonna get bull rushed and beaten to death with whatever is available.

dead people don't get a day in court.
That is quite legal in many states.If an intruder comes in your house you are free to dispatch them its called the Make my day law
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:36 PM   #39
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See, now I need to correct Alton Brown, because my Fire Extinguisher is no longer classified as a "Uni-Tasker"

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Old 10-09-2007, 02:04 PM   #40
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a blender can be very dangerous!!
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