What kitchen items are best for self-defense?

[Aera]

if there's an intruder in my house, he's (or she. ya never know) is gonna get bull rushed and beaten to death with whatever is available.

dead people don't get a day in court.

That's right. Better to be judged by 12 than be carried by 6, as they say.

 

[Dina]

Yikes! I think I'd use my cast iron pans and ice picks for self defense. Hope it doesn't happen to you again.

 

[buckytom]

That is quite legal in many states.If an intruder comes in your house you are free to dispatch them its called the Make my day law

do you have to squint, clench your teeth and call them a punk first, to make it legal?

 

[kitchenelf]

do you have to squint, clench your teeth and call them a punk first, to make it legal?

Cute!

In our state a defense for killing someone is "he deserved it" or "he had it comin'"

Of course, that doesn't mean the jury will buy it!

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Cute!

In our state a defense for killing someone is "he deserved it" or "he had it comin'"

Of course, that doesn't mean the jury will buy it!

We do too, Elf. The 2 major justifiable homicide defenses in Texas are:
1. He needed killin'.
2. My family's involved here.

 

[girlgioush]

ehmm.. sweet soy sauce bottle?? is that included?