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Old 09-23-2007, 10:37 AM   #61
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I want Katie's job too! Somehow I suspect that a lot of us are in the same boat.

Pytn, you can have my job on the days when I suffer from "writer's block." On those days, I'd gladly trade places with you.
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Old 09-24-2007, 10:20 AM   #62
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Old 09-24-2007, 01:25 PM   #63
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K



8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



And:



K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E



11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%





But:



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E



1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%





THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D



12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%





Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:



While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
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Old 09-24-2007, 01:31 PM   #64
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K



8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



And:



K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E



11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%





But:



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E



1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%





THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D



12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%





Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:



While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!


Guile and Deceit will get you to 119%...

your turn
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Old 09-24-2007, 01:35 PM   #65
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Guile and Deceit will get you to 119%...

your turn
Good one, Andy!
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Guile and Deceit will get you to 119%...

your turn
BS (the whole word) = 103%
Brown Nosing = 150%
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xylophone = 134 need we continue?
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