"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Off Topic Discussions
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 01-26-2012, 11:53 AM   #31
Executive Chef
 
Sir_Loin_of_Beef's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Sir Francis Drake Hotel
Posts: 4,887
SIMPLE SOLUTION
__________________

__________________
Life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party - Jimmy Buffett
Sir_Loin_of_Beef is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 12:43 PM   #32
Sous Chef
 
PolishedTopaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: East End of Long Island
Posts: 915
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timothy View Post
I don't know what "trick" you're reffering to. ????

AHHHHH Grasshoppa....a squirt of about a 1/4 of the small bottle of visine in a drink, or food. And you will see your "target" run for the facilities ASAP! Picture a dog drinking salt water at the beach, and how fast it runs for the dunes. Same thing, saline, same results.
__________________

__________________
Just because someone tells you that you can't do something doesn't mean you have to listen.
PolishedTopaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 12:57 PM   #33
Executive Chef
 
Timothy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: St. Augustine, Florida
Posts: 2,491
Quote:
Originally Posted by PolishedTopaz View Post
AHHHHH Grasshoppa....a squirt of about a 1/4 of the small bottle of visine in a drink, or food. And you will see your "target" run for the facilities ASAP! Picture a dog drinking salt water at the beach, and how fast it runs for the dunes. Same thing, saline, same results.
I've never heard of that one! Thanks for the explanation Master Po!


__________________
Confirmed Sushi Addict
Timothy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:08 PM   #34
Master Chef
 
CharlieD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: USA,Minnesota
Posts: 8,394
Remember that movie with, ah, I never remeber names of actors/actreses, well, the two girls... Fried green tomatoes...
__________________
You are what you eat.
CharlieD is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:09 PM   #35
Master Chef
 
CharlieD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: USA,Minnesota
Posts: 8,394
What I was trying to say is, becasue I did not like my dw cooking, it is I who cooks for the last 16 years. She doesn't complain. Awesome.
__________________
You are what you eat.
CharlieD is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:17 PM   #36
Wine Guy
 
Steve Kroll's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota
Posts: 5,412
Quote:
Originally Posted by PolishedTopaz View Post
Seriously Major WHINER!!!! No matter what I cook, method, style, protien, veg, starch. Honestly he is the reason I stopped cooking for 4+ years!
...
What would you do???
Did you ever see that movie "Arsenic and Old Lace"? Maybe he just needs a little Elderberry Wine.
__________________
Steve Kroll is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:20 PM   #37
Master Chef
 
CharlieD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: USA,Minnesota
Posts: 8,394
In all the truth I do not mind constructive criticism. If you do not like what I make you have to tell me what it is that you do not like so next time I won’t do the same thing. If you simply complain for the sake of complaining, that I cannot stand.
__________________
You are what you eat.
CharlieD is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:24 PM   #38
Executive Chef
 
Rocklobster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ottawa Valley, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 4,787
It's not your job to make him happy at all costs. You try and that's enough. If he doesn't like what you prepare, then he can either make his own or go without. He should appreciate your efforts...
__________________
Rocklobster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:37 PM   #39
Master Chef
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 9,636
He needs a time out.
__________________
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2012, 01:52 PM   #40
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Posts: 18,882
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Quote:
Originally Posted by PolishedTopaz View Post
Have you heard of the Visine version of this trick?? Awesome way to get rid of a pesky patron at a bar.
I had to Google. It turns out it isn't very funny.

snopes.com: Visine Prank
__________________

__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



» Discuss Cooking on Facebook

Our Communities

Our communities encompass many different hobbies and interests, but each one is built on friendly, intelligent membership.

» More about our Communities

Automotive Communities

Our Automotive communities encompass many different makes and models. From U.S. domestics to European Saloons.

» More about our Automotive Communities

Marine Communities

Our Marine websites focus on Cruising and Sailing Vessels, including forums and the largest cruising Wiki project on the web today.

» More about our Marine Communities


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:01 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.