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Old 01-27-2012, 12:06 AM   #71
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Actually, I'm not in a bad mood when I get up in the morning, just not firing on all cylinders...my brain needs to wake up and I need to be able to think.
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and I don't want to hear any chirping.
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Old 01-27-2012, 02:57 AM   #72
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I showed Shrek a catalog with Goose Down Pillows, told him we really needed to get them, he just cracked up. He already knows about the Insurance policy, good thing he has a sense of humor...he must, he married me...
I''m confused about how goose down pillows tie into a hubby who whines about what one cooks...or is it that Shrek is whining about the price of the pillows?
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Old 01-27-2012, 08:00 AM   #73
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I''m confused about how goose down pillows tie into a hubby who whines about what one cooks...or is it that Shrek is whining about the price of the pillows?
Because I have a double indemnity clause in his life insurance, if he dies by asphyxiation with goose down during full moon, I am the beneficiary...it's a joke about how to take care of a whiny husband.
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Old 01-27-2012, 08:01 AM   #74
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How about for those of us who live with a man who wakes up cheerful????
My partner always wakes up with a smile on his face, some mornings I just want to be grumpy for a while and can't deal with someone who's chipper.
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Old 01-27-2012, 08:32 AM   #75
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Because my nights and days are mixed up, I am jolted out of a sound sleep during the day by the door bell. It is very loud. By the time the person gets into the building and up to the second floor, I am wide awake. I never mention that they woke me up. It's not their fault. They have no way of knowoing that my days are screwed up. I just try to answer the door as friendly as I can be and with a smile. I am like that all the time.
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Old 01-27-2012, 08:55 AM   #76
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Because I have a double indemnity clause in his life insurance, if he dies by asphyxiation with goose down during full moon, I am the beneficiary...it's a joke about how to take care of a whiny husband.
So if he chokes on a piece of steak and you finish him off with a goose down pillow, you still collect??
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So if he chokes on a piece of steak and you finish him off with a goose down pillow, you still collect??
Only if it's a full moon...
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Only if it's a full moon...
right--full moon--why do I think you have that marked on your calendar with a shiny purple moon sticker and for some reason it coincides with the MS' schedule? I'd probably still kick him in the bolas to make sure.
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Memo to self: Find shiny purple moon stickers...
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Old 01-27-2012, 12:47 PM   #80
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Memo to self: Find shiny purple moon stickers...
It's either that or make some room in the freezer!

I can't wait for CSI Missoula!
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