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Old 01-18-2006, 11:48 AM   #1
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When I die, I'm coming back as a bear!!

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!

Whe you're a girl bear, you birth your children {who are the size of walnut's} when you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that!

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that!

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!!

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Old 01-18-2006, 11:49 AM   #2
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LOL! Good one! ME TOO! Glad you got this to work.
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:54 AM   #3
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I could handle that! Just think of all the salmon, honey and wild berries too
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Yey TG!! You got it work!! Yes I agree, bear sounds good... I would be living in the Hundred Acre Wood, eating hunny and hanging out with Piglet...
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:12 PM   #5
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I know. I had to type it out, that's why I said to delete it, until I could, so that everyone wasn't getting fustrated that it wasn't there. I hate it. It had a cute picture of a bear too.
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:20 PM   #6
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... on some days... you could ask Paul and he'd say I was already a bear.

I certainly wake up growling
I certainly have excess body fat.
and I certainly sleep just a little too much. lol!
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:07 PM   #7
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texasgirl, that is great!!!
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:44 PM   #8
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bear sounds good to me !
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Old 01-19-2006, 07:28 PM   #9
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ROFLOL
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