he's not a celebrity chef, but i really can't stand jeffrey steingarten as a judge on iron chef.
i get the fact that he's judging on a very high level, but he tries too hard to act like an expert on every taste. yes, we know, you're a big shot. don't try so hard to be a jerk about it. taste is, afterall, subjective. get over yourself.
and please close your mouth when you chew. you're drooling.
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