he's not a celebrity chef, but i really can't stand jeffrey steingarten as a judge on iron chef.
i get the fact that he's judging on a very high level, but he tries too hard to act like an expert on every taste. yes, we know, you're a big shot. don't try so hard to be a jerk about it. taste is, afterall, subjective. get over yourself.
and please close your mouth when you chew. you're drooling.
in nomine patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti.
Meh nom eh noh...doot dooooo do do do.