Toots, I'd say your list is a good beginning to a Jeff Foxworthy bit.
You might want to add a Skoal ring in the back pocket, chain on the wallet (but, to be fair, bikers do this also), gun rack in the pick 'em up truck. There are more, but I can't think of them right now. We live in a very, very rednecky area, NRA sticker in the truck window.
"As a girl I had zero interest in the stove." - Julia Child
This is real inspiration. Look what Julia became!