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Old 01-17-2006, 08:37 AM   #11
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Okay, now you got me, I simply did not understand what you are talking about. Sorry, english is still my second lenguage.


Oh yeah;


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Due to snow storm, dear women, please, just park on the street, stop driving back and force on the driway ( so not to pack the snow ) the husbands will showel it as soon as they get home from work.


P.S. Also the class for women on toilet papper has been substituted with Garbage taking out technik.


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Old 01-17-2006, 12:45 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by mudbug
You got us, Charlie! I dare you to match this one:

Wadded-up charge card receipts on your dresser (or on the floor next to it) do not a financial filing system make.
Same class for women! (Although it should be expanded to include the center console in the truck, or any storage areas on the doors!)


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Old 01-17-2006, 02:45 PM   #13
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I still don't know what wassed-up means, but carefully looking at the post I think yuo meant Is not a financial... instead of Do not... as such...

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Old 01-17-2006, 02:52 PM   #14
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Charlie,

"Wadded up" means crumpled up into a ball - the particular variety that seem to infect my wife's car are the reciepts from when she uses the charge card at the gas station, and also the ATM reciepts.

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Old 01-17-2006, 08:09 PM   #15
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Old 01-17-2006, 09:22 PM   #16
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tex tamale, FALLING OFF CHAIR, REALLY!
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Old 01-18-2006, 07:42 AM   #17
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Thank you for the explanation, ronjojn55
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:55 AM   #18
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How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation (STEP 1. An empty ice tray does ** N O T ** get thrown behind the microwave or in the sink)

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Can I sign my wife up for these??


More for women:

Bathroom Management 101 Lecture Schedule -
Week 1 - You should not own more makeup than you have counterspace to store it.
Week 2 - Curling Irons and Hot Rollers and how to unplug them.
Week 3 - How to tell time; what the phrase "I'll be ready in 10 minutes" actually means
Week 4 - Hair Spray, Perfume and Body Wash. Guest Speaker from the Enviromental Protection Agency.


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Old 01-19-2006, 12:04 AM   #19
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lol raven.

scientists have recently discovered 2 new holes in the ozone, above north jersey and long island. preliminary reports are the depletion of ozone is due to massive cloroflourocarbon releases every morning from hairspray...
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