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Old 02-23-2006, 10:02 AM   #1
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Smile Women's Comeback

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?
Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.

Man:Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:Do not enter.

Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:But would you stay there?

Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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Old 02-23-2006, 04:25 PM   #2
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LOL, heee-heeee that's so bad, it's good! DH gets sent this right away (*Jess wipes the tears of laughter away from her eyes...*)


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Old 02-23-2006, 05:10 PM   #3
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This goes to several on my list.
Be an organ donor; give your heart to Jesus.
Exercise daily; walk with the Lord.
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Old 02-23-2006, 05:21 PM   #4
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Thats just so Sad its Right !!! LOL
If you need a smile, take mine, I'll make a new one.
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