Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man:So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.
Man:Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:Do not enter.
Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:But would you stay there?
Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade