07-26-2007, 07:55 PM
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Raton,NM, USA
Would work for me
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
(Especially helpful if you are going on vacation)
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside".