Good idea, but I don't need one. For one thing, no man around my house.
(Anybody know any rich single guys who like home cooking and country life?)
For another thing, I have an old Coca-Cola opener mounted on my kitchen wall, with a waste basket underneath. It came from my Grandpa's basement, and was a fond part of my childhood. There was an old fridge in the basement, and if we were lucky, some of those little bottles of Coke. And we got to open them ourselves!!
I moved around a lot while I was married, and never put the opener on the wall in any of our houses, because I was afraid I would leave it somewhere. But I am never moving away from my little house on the hill, so it now has a place of honor.