Originally Posted by SizzlininIN
but when someone says that word unclean thoughts come to mind ..... its true and you know it is
.....ok I hope I didn't break any PG13 rules here.....if so Dove I will walk the mile to the woodshed
Speaking of such. Did you hear about the couple with young children who were asked about the many uses of Vaseline? They replied that there were many uses for the stuff but they used it when they wanted to get amorous. The person asking them looked with a shocked look on their face. Whoa!
"Yep," said the young wife. "We put it on the bedroom door knob. That way our three-year-old can't open the door."
(Pssst! Sizz. Thanks for the window of opportunity.)