but, doesn't the blood in your hair and on your lab coat kinda kill the appetite, larry?
i am a broadcast engineer for the cbs television network in nyc.
which means i fix stuff. everything that creates then broadcasts television.
(i crack open computers, cameras, and tv's, remove the dead squirrel from the wheel cage, and put in a new one with a peanut tied to a stick on his head).
but seriously, the best way to describe my job is i'm sorta like scotty on star trek. the enterpirise has already been built; i maintain and upgrade the existing systems, and help build all of the new one's on the ship.
it gets really boring constantly redirecting power from life support to the shields and phaser arrays, though.